Just a question...

Oh, a male "Sue" to compliment our extreme loveliness would be wonderful!

*ahem*

OOC: I've heard him referred to as Marty Stu, but Gary Stu is funny! I've never actually read a male-Sue fic before... I doubt there are many out there!

I did not write this entry in the community! I am appalled that this person, whoever they are, has snuck underneath my name and wrote an entry! How did they get my password? And how are they making little comments within my comments to my lovely fellow Sues? I am just so confused!

(OOC: Oh relax, Lavender. I don't wish to harm your precious diary in any way...but I will be here for a while...muhahaha.)

I hope you can see this, Marianne, for he (or she) has appeared again! Why are you here, mysterious, obsessive one? Is it because I am so beautiful that you feel the need to stalk me? And look, Marianne! They have called me Lavender! Someone who knows me well enough to know my password and stalk my diary should know that I prefere to always be called Lavender Nicole Gretchen! How dare they?

(OOC: Oi. I'm sorry but you are the epitome of a drama queen. I already told you that I don't wish to harm your diary so let's just leave it at that, okay? And, unlike you, I actually make mistakes and forget things every so often...I forgot about the ridculous name thing, Lavender Nicole Gretchen. Are you happy now?)

Yes...I am very happy. Though you anger me quite a bit, mysterious one, I will do you the delight and forgive you for that. Please promise me that you will not do this again and I will let you share my diary account since you seem to not want to leave me alone.

(OOC: Agreed. :P But it seems a bit silly that you're more concerned with me pronouncing your name wrong than with me altering your journal in some way. :P Oh well, it's your battle. Would you like to call a truce? I'm getting kind of sick of bickering with you.)

Silly person. You did not pronounce my name wrong...you just didn't say it to its fullest which is what I prefere because I love my name so much.

Yes, I do wish to call a truce on this meaningless little argument. I will ignore you after this and will not speak to you or even acknowledge your existance.

(OOC: Good. :P You were making too big of a deal out of this.

ANYWAYS! We were talking about the male equivalant to the Mary Sue, correct? I was just curious because I thought if there were than we could find male-Sue fics and spoof on those as well! LOL. And Marty Stu is just too funny too! Hahaha. :P)

(OOC, I admit to writing a Phantom Gary Stu once upon a time *laughs*. I had the idea of a professor of Music History by the name of Eric DeChange (wow I'm so clever) being called to the Paris Opera house to help the new owner (who I was going for a Donald Trump theme with) cover up and discover whether the body they found in the cellars along with convinient diaries and letters and pictures and drawings and discover as to whether it was really the "phantom" of the opera. He was to get help from a waifish historian who I had cast in the "Christine" role along with an archaeologist who I had cast in a rather caddish-brute "Raoul" role. He was six foot three, different colored eyes. Incredibly agnsty, and talented in all things. Dark broody, madly in love with my self insert the "historian". Each of the characters were slowly going to become posessesed by the people involved in this "Great Tragedy", which means the Historian (Christine) and the Music Professor (Erik)were going to fall in love. Eventually revealing that Eric is at once the reincarnation of Erik, the Phantom as WELL AS his distant, distant ancestor. There was to be a HUGE mystery cover up involved. GOD it was terrible, some part of me still wants to write this. Minus the sue parts of course. So in answer to your question, they do exist I'm sure but I haven't seen one. ^_^)

...(OOC: err...make that disant DESCENDANT, as well as the French Historian the "Christine" role rather was going to be obsessed with the American (yes I made him American) Music Historian (or the "Erik" role). It was to be dark and sexual and sensual and a lot like A.S. Byatt's "Posession".)